moriarty:

absentions:

And if you’re still up at 4 a.m.,

you are in love or lonely,

and I don’t know which one is worse.

im reading gay fanfic tho

(Source: absentions)

Artist: Masato Koike, Yuki Matsumura
Track: "Zelda's Lullaby"
Plays: 16,244 plays
before people get to know me: Oh my god you're so shy...and quiet...it's adorable
after we become friends: DEAR GOD DO YOU EVER SHUT UP

dulect:

could you please fill out this quick survey for me?

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oliveweed:

how dare you not notice me while i ignore you

 

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel)

dubsteppinbear sent:

Aris and Arin here!! >;D we can't do those stupid emoji things so answer that dumb spade and X thing, Aeron.

occult-librarian:

"Oh, wonderful, my least favorite meat bags. I’ll answer your pathetic questions, since it will get you off my back faster…"

♣: What are they afraid of?

"Such a preposterous thought. I am an assistant to Death; there is absolutely nothing, at least in this realm, for me to fear. Moving on."

✕: How do they handle rejection?

"Not sure which "X thing" you meant, so I will do both, starting with this one. I don’t have to handle rejection, because I really don’t care about any of you anyway."

✖: Who is someone they cannot stand?

"Toss up between the both of you or Phoenix. I’ve known Phoenix longer, of course, but you putrid freaks really grate upon my last nerves."

Anonymous sent:

Phoenix here, darlings~! △ Diana, you're such a hard nut to crack~! Do you harbor wish to someday rule the world? Or maybe enslave all of humanity? My charms and I have already done that, hehehe~

occult-librarian:

"Oh, Phoenix. I see you have found our blog. Honestly, I’m surprised that you didn’t decide to antagonize Aeron, but I’ll humor your query. I would call this a solid 5 on the scale of "not wanting to answer" seeing as I’m not excited about it, but it’s not horrifying to me. I have no reason to rule or enslave humanity. I’d prefer to ignore most other humans, since they have a tendency to be idiots. My general want is to continue my magical lifestyle in peace, without the watchful eyes of the public. Good luck with your harems.”